oh, wait… I Misspoke
Yeah… I never did that. That was the weekend I surfed in the Mavericks.
oh, wait… I Misspoke: I was actually dipping live lava from Kilimanjaro. I make jewelry with it donchanooo.
No, erm… I Misspoke. I was actually watching gang members chase Brian Williams thru the New Orleans Ritz-Carleton. [Poor man, he looked to have a terrible case of dysentery.]
[Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert] McDonald spoke to a homeless veteran in Los Angeles who told him he had served in the special forces.
“Special forces? What years? I was in special forces,” McDonald replied.
ooooooo…. Turns out, he …erm, Misspoke. [buy, hey — he did complete Ranger training. Something I did one lazy weekend in Spring, so I’ll cut him some slack on that one…]
Oh, yanno what else he Misspoke about?
oopsie.
Of the 75 employees, only eight employees have actually been removed, as of Feb. 13, 2015. Twenty-three cases were pending. Five employees resigned before a decision was made on their case. Others were demoted, were on probationary termination, had some other disciplinary action, or had no action taken at all.
Misspoke.